Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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