If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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