That's intense
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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