yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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