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She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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