I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
