I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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