Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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