At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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