It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i came on her dog
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
They have beer where we have blood.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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