Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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