I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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