SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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