I don't remember. Are we still dating?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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