chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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