he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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