I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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