then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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