if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
A bitchslap is in order.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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