I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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