I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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