it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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