I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he thought i was a dude.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I love you.
Bad choice
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