Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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