i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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