The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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