Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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