JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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