So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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