That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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