And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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