Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
