For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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