i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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