You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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