if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i drank out of a bidet.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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