This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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