just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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