absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
