Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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