You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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