I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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