the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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