You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
