She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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