Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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