So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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