Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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