So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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