she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
