New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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