I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We had to coat check the pizza.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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